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Gyoza Queen
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We Raise the Flour into a mountain
Carve a hole on top and pour water (inside)
Then mold and slowly pour
until the flour completely melts
You’re my Gyoza Queen, I will beg you on my knees
For that golden crispy dainty – I’ll bring the Shiso Leaves,
For tomorrow we shall feast…
For half an hour, the dough needs to sleep
Then flatten and cut it to pieces – lil’ gyoza leaves
Small minced, dry shiitake, garlic, dry onions, pork
Shiso, ginger and a spoonful of the special blend
Sake, salt and bit of soy sauce, then mix it well
Wrap it together, throw in a pan and don’t forget the water when they glaze
You’re my Gyoza Queen, I will beg you on my knees
For that golden crispy dainty – For tomorrow we shall feast…
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Flat is justice, but Oppai is King
Medium, premium - Oppai for the win
Flat is justice, but Oppai is King
Thicc thighs save lifes - Oppai for the win
Flat may win a man’s heart and Oppai win’s the world
But no matter what you really like, deep down you know you’ll only ever get 2D Girls…
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Traps aren’t gay
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The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
And then he says: I turned myself into a pickle.
Funniest Shit I’ve ever seen. The true pinnacle of comedy.
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xIDOLMASTERx Taito City, Japan
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